Rapper Finally Gets to Third Base, Writes Song About It
You’d think that with selling a bunch of albums and all that Plies would be much more accustomed to the ladies. Apparently his work with all the different parts to “Bust It Baby” and mean grimaces into the camera have paid off because it sounds like our buddy finally got a little play from a random female. It must have been really good because he made a song about it. And Plies will not let you leave the song without knowing that receiving oral sex is now known as “Becky.” Peep game lame:
“Just got Becky, I can’t move/
I love Becky, yes I do/
I get Becky I am glue/
Give me Becky, I’ll do you/
You’ll don’t do Becky, bye bye, boo/
I love Becky like my jewels/
You don’t like Becky? You a fool/
Oughta put Becky on the news/
Becky, Becky, she’s so cool/
I don’t get Becky I can’t sleep/
I need Becky ‘fore I beat/
Becky, Becky, marry me.”
This kind of like that moment when Brennan and Dale are sitting at the dinner table for the first time in Step Brothers and Dale’s getting kind of rude so Brennan looks at him and says, “I remember when I had my first beer.” Plies, please, go away.
I don’t want to barrage you with facts here, since this song is already terrible enough, but a recent study shows that oral sex being received by males from the female species is set to decline over 95% while “Becky” is in rotation. With lines like this, it’s no surprise:
“Bad new pussy, ain’t my style/
Fine head, make me smile/
Put that mayonnaise on your child/
Gotta be grown to fuck with Plies.”
Gotta be grown or just sick? Please tell me I just misheard that whole mayonnaise line. Is “mayonnaise” code for “sperm” or is he really making a sandwich out of a kid? I hope it’s one of those times when I’m just not hearing the song right.
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And remember: “Becky” = oral sex.
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