News — July 3, 2009 9:44 am

If Only Styles P was as Excited About Music as he is About Juice Bars

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This dude really loves his juice bar. Should anyone tell him there’s no actual alcohol in a wheatgrass shot? And no one give him any cheese. He will “shit his ass off in a minute” if that happens. We don’t want any asses being shitted off.

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    Blizzy Blizzert July 3, 2009 11:35 am

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    Sounds like a great place, but I don’t need to take my health tips from Styles P. Strange mash-up. Like when CL Smooth and Pete Rock did that Sprite commercial, but even more random.

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