Gorilla Zoe Announces Heterosexuality
When Mike Piazza was a New York Met, he had to hold a press conference to announce his heterosexuality as there were a bunch of homo rumors swirling around him. Gorilla Zoe apparently has to do the same thing here, as he released the subtly-titled snoozer announcing to the world that he’s totally, 100% not gay.
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P.S. Two Gorilla Zoe posts in two days? This is clearly the Summer of Gorilla Zoe! It’s his summer. He owns it! It’s official!
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