Poison Pen Promises Sonic Ejaculation on the Female Species With New Album

It takes a classy chick to follow Pen’s instructions. That being said, we’re doing all we can to make sure chicks get hit with a ton of money shots on August 4th. We just don’t want to be in the room when it happens.

Related posts:

1. I Think Poison Pen Just Hit On Us !?!?
2. Poison Pen Developing Negative Image from Album Title, Alchemist is Amazed
3. What Is Poison Pen Doing?
4. Album of Summer, Possibly Year, Dropping Today
5. Poison Pen’s Money Shots – Part 1