Ja Rule Lets Us Know We Can Breathe a Sigh of Relief

Whew, ’cause you know those rumors were just flying around…wait…what’s this? There were no “Ja Rule is dead” rumors and he’s just telling us he’s still alive? That’s it? Oh.

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