Disgraces To Team Jordan

You figure team jordan would have players with some clout. Granted, Ray Allen, Derek Jeter, Dwayne Wade, and CP3,fit the bill, but what about these bums…

Bum # 1

Yo son – i really thought you was the man. You were in a movie kid! What happened?! Guess you were blazing the wrong things in Portland son.

Bum #2

Shout out Mike D’antoni – the shittest but realest coach in the league. I remember how he was poking fun at Q-Rich & Eddy Curry being overweight in the locker room. Him & Jerome James used to share personal pizzas before the games. No wonder you got no playing time. D-wade’s lackey.

Bum # 3

Only thing you’re good at – smiling for the camera. Besides passing on the court, you were passing the butter to Al Harrington at breakfast. Pouring our orange juices man. You’re why Lebron won’t come.

Bum # 4

Bobby Sims playing for the worse team in the league. 1-18. Didn’t help his team get the one victory but sure did help get those 18 losses. Some people shouldn’t suck in life, but unfortunately, they do.

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