Articles By: Ezuz Gzuz

/ January 17, 2010 12:59 pm

Resurgence of Wu Tang, Vinyl and other great things.

There is a funny scent in the air and no, it’s not the after effects of Tub Girl unleashing a massive pressure filled liquid deuce. There seems to be a scent of rawness lingering in the air. Is it me or are talk show hosts holding up the vinyl albums when introducing their musical guests? Is this because it’s easier to see the artwork due to a larger canvas or [...]

Writing 101
/ December 27, 2009 7:04 pm

Writing 101

If you are serious about writing a script, then you should be “writing” it, not “righting” it. Unless you’re making corrections and that’s what you call it. Somehow, I don’t feel that’s the case though. Tweet

I Thought This Was Dropping In 2012?
/ December 11, 2009 12:52 pm

I Thought This Was Dropping In 2012?

(Click to enlarge) Oh, it’s just the title. The Doppelgangaz seem like they’re taking this ancient Mayan shit too far. Who really thinks the world is ending in 2012? Actually, the more I talk about it and watch documentaries on it, I start thinking it may actually happen. *Shoots crap out my ass Tub Girl style* Well, before that day comes, let’s all have a party and get Maino to [...]

/ December 9, 2009 8:39 am

WOWSERS! BATHGATE!

Remember the song “Fuck That” from like 2003? No? You Don’t? WHAT!!! That song was hot. Bathgate had a serious buzz. Not sure what happened though. This song is complete and utter trash. It features an enormous version of Cassidy. Either this man has been eating like a king or his style is stuck in ’03 with Bathgate’s buzz. Huge shirts look ridiculous these days. I’m not into the tight [...]

/ December 9, 2009 8:31 am

One Shot Video We Can Live With…Kinda

I’m really not the biggest fan of one shot videos. It’s usually due to some new, up and coming, lazy piece of shet director who wants to do no editing so they knock out one take and use it. This video, on the other hand, is a bit interesting since they play around with the effects. Also, it’s Mighty Mos and come on, he can do no wrong. Yet, I [...]

/ December 9, 2009 8:26 am

Legitimizing Someone Who is Not Legit

50, putting Tahiry in your video only makes you look like a complete douche since there is nothing overwhelmingly special about Mr. Padded Room’s ex. She has a very nice donk, but by no means is she the essence of a video vixen. Also, you were trying to feed in to some false hype that you figured would stir up the craziness on the net and no one truly cares. [...]

/ November 20, 2009 2:20 pm

“Make Your Toe Nails Crinkle”? Huh?

U-God has so much more potential than this. I’m at a loss for words. Tweet

/ November 20, 2009 2:16 pm

Hit ‘Em With The Iron

Goodness, Iron Solomon is so much better than Avalanche and he actually raps. Avalanche just spoke like he wanted to shit but was doing his best job to keep the turtle head in. Straight prairie doggin’. Tweet

/ November 20, 2009 2:10 pm

Enough w/ The Unnecessary Content

Wale, no one bought you’re album so you’d probably be better off just staying low for a while. Not making pointless videos about if 2Pac had a Twitter account. If he did I’d dick ride him all day and Retweet all of his posts! You on the other hand…No. This is a message to all new artists: STOP INVITING US INTO YOUR LIVES AND PUTTING OUT ALL OF YOUR DUMB [...]

Dinosaur Rap Diss to Drizzy
/ November 20, 2009 2:04 pm

Dinosaur Rap Diss to Drizzy

[Audio clip: view full post to listen] Filossarappa – Diss To Drake WOOOOOOOOOO!!! Anyone going IIINNNNN on Drizzy gets points in my book. I love how Filossa raps straight 80′s and Disses Drizzy for the fun. There’s no money motivation, no quest for fame. JUST ILL RAPS!! lol So with that being said, Filossarappa, anything you send us, WE WILL POST!!!!!!!!!! He’s got my co-sign! Tweet

/ November 20, 2009 1:57 pm

When Keeping It Real Goes…Right?

I actually really like Pac Div so I’m not going to GO IIINNNN!!! for once. These guys obviously just want to rap and make good music although we could all do without that “Mayor” song. Anyway, I almost cringed when they said “we keep it real” because it’s so cliche, but they get a pass because they really do just rhyme about what they do on a regular basis. Wow, [...]

DJ Webstar has a sick fetish
/ November 3, 2009 11:12 am

DJ Webstar has a sick fetish

He’s so casual about his fisting too. Yup, I’m just fisting someone. No biggie. Usual shit. I fist people a lot. Male, female, animal, etc. I just enjoy submerging my fists in their orifice’s. Tweet

/ November 3, 2009 11:07 am

WOAH Reggie! What’s The Title?

Here’s the video for Redman’s new video “Coc Back” featuring Ready Roc. I can’t say I’m the biggest fan of the song. It’s OK. I feel like the beat has too much going on in it and Reggie is too weird to be featuring such a bland dude like Ready Roc. I like to hear Red over some smooth Sermon ish! Tweet

/ November 3, 2009 11:05 am

Distortion2Static Interview w/ GHOST!

I always love hearing what Tony has to say so anything he does, pretty much gets posted, except for his latest album which I can’t vouch for. Tweet

/ November 3, 2009 11:02 am

Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures

Now, I’m a horny dude like the next man, but when I see women “Ho” themselves out to such a degree like this talentless girl, Rosa Acosta, it really bothers me. Yeah, I love watching her bend over and do splits and stuff, but c’mon, she did it to gain followers on Twitter. This is sad. After her little video vixen career is over, what will she do next? I’m [...]

/ October 26, 2009 1:26 pm

Cormega – Journey (Video)

Can’t say I’m big on green screen straight shot videos, but Mega is an ill emcee so fuck it, he gets a pass. Tweet

The wise words of Capo
/ October 19, 2009 12:31 pm

The wise words of Capo

JIMMY, don’t you dare eat that ice cream on a Tuesday! SUNDAYS ONLY and again, with the spelling. The ice cream version is spelled “Sundae”. Tweet

Jim Jones wants to talk cultural backgrounds
/ October 19, 2009 12:27 pm

Jim Jones wants to talk cultural backgrounds

He doesn’t want to have a “decent” conversation, but a “descent” conversation about their heritage. Jim happens to teach a class in Harvard about multi-cultural history. Only on Tuesdays though and the class is booked. On a more serious note, rappers need to start using spell check. They’re known for their lyrics and yet, can’t spell. Tweet

/ October 19, 2009 12:04 pm

More music from Pastor Betha

Mase Makes Puff Release Him In The Middle of V103′s Ryan Cameron Show from shudduptv on Vimeo. Wow, Mase straight bum rushes the radio show where Diddy’s at, along with the talentless Dirty Money crew, to get Puff to release him. He does it while Mase is just sitting there with the biggest grin EVAR. Pretty funny. Tweet

Poison Pen threatens the same thing twice
/ October 13, 2009 11:10 am

Poison Pen threatens the same thing twice

There was really no point of threatening for the second time if it was the same threat. But it’s all good Pen, we understand. I wonder what 3 would have been? Tweet