Holy Shit!! This is literally a song about Research In Motion’s Blackberry. Literally, they name check various models and tell us that if we ain’t BBMing we are getting NOWHERE in life. This is either the worst advertising job by a major corporation or rappers have officially run...

Seriously, this cat is straight up biting Weezy in the worst way. Remember, no biters allowed! Don’t make us breakout that Rae/Ghost Sharks skit… DredHead- I’m Just Sliden Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the...

So let me get this straight, this is a rap song (kind of) called Rap Song? And the hook is about listening to rap songs? This is so meta my mind is just blown. It’s also wack to boot. T-PAIN ft JERMAINE DUPRI -RAP SONG SO SO DEF MIX Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is...

So let me get this straight, Atlantic Records never releases Saigon’s album but a rapper named “Phreshy Duzit” is going to have music released? R.A. The Rugged Man said it best, “every record label sucks dick.” Phreshy Duzit- Pattycake Audio clip: Adobe Flash...

Wow, just wow. Definition of wackness! Supa Blanco- She Got Me Jockin Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your...

Another day, another generic club joint. This one from Jamie Foxx this time. Ludacris is dope as usual but this song is ehh. Jamie Foxx feat. Ludacris and Soulja Boy- Yep Dat’s Me Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the...

This perfectly shows the state of the hip hop game today. Twista, an undeniably dope MC drops two new joints one with the legendary Raekwon and the other with the muppet MC Waka Flocka. I understand staying relavent but still, it hurts my heart. Twista feat. Raekwon- The Heat Audio clip:...

Wow, this is just another fine example of why successful athletes should stay in their lane, be great at one thing, and leave the rapping to those with talent. I will say though that as ridiculous (pun intended) as this chorus is, it is going to be embedded in my head all day. Shane Mosely...

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A club joint does not have to be bad. For example, any Jay-Z joint made for the radio or club is usually fairly dope as well. I mean hip hop did start as party music so I never hate on a joint just because it bangs in the club. This however is just objectively awful. Miss B (whoever she is)...

First of all, I never expected a rapper/singer to ever assume the name Cupid. It’s just awful but it goes to prove there is no accounting for taste in life. Also, said rapper/singer attempts some hybrid of both rapping and singing and fails at both. Leave that to Bone Thugs N Harmony...

Asses shaking is the only redeeming thing about this. Ester Dean feat. Lil Wayne- Drop It Low Remix Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your...

There is such a thing as a dope club track. This is not one of them. Red Cafe feat. Sheek Louch and Ross Fortune- Naughty Girl Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in...

I used to find Juvenile moderately entertaining. Yeah, that’s faded. Juvenile feat. Shawty Lo and Dorrough- We Be Getting Money Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript...

Oh right, I forgot. Bread is slang. I’m getting slow in my old age. I shouldn’t be surprised but this is what gets signed by a major label? Kollosus- Breakin’ Bread Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest...

Rappers are known for making outrageous claims like driving Bentley’s and taking out whole city blocks with bazookas, but those sound downright realistic compared to the claim that an individual “invented sex.” I’m calling bullshit! Dondria feat. Trey Songz and Drake-...

This could have been a decent R&B track with no substance that gets girls asses shaking in the club. Ain’t no crime in that. But they had to go and put Gucci Mane on here who is just unlistenable and ruins the whole thing. This cat Jyshoun has a dope voice though. Jyshoun feat....

This dude has a sick fetish and I have to admit… I kinda like it. Peez will urinate on you, but only right on your back. I can’t see many women having a qualm with this. Freck loves it! Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip....

EZ Skywalker loves sloppy fifty-seconds. He prefers that you and your crew have worn her out. He likes to make passionate love to her as well. Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have...

To me y’all as G as the female spot. Daaaaasaaaaaamn!!!!! Never...

Peez would rather urinate all over the floor before he limits his buying. Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Peez – Throw It On Ma...

This guy Serge Didenko is a talented guy who can produce and rap pretty well but his whole persona is a bit forced. Maybe my eyes and ears are deceiving me but hey, who am I to judge. I’ve been an alcoholic bum my whole life until JP rescued me from living in my own feces. I don’t...

If you would have told me eight years ago that I’d be writing about Eminem dissing Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon while talking about his sexual inadequacies, I would have done two things: 1) I would have told you that you were bugging because Eminem would never put that much energy into...

Nothing like sticking your phallus in the muffler of a transformer. It’s quite the experience. Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Tyquan...

Whoo! If you’re not up on this, you need to be! And I quote: I’m a Black boy, I’m a fat boy/ You lookin’ at me, I got them stacks, boy. Because I’m white and I run about 70 miles a week, can I still sing along? This music just speaks to me in a way music has never spoken to me...

It’s a wonderful idea if you want your song to suck more than it already does. I can see Money Malc now, saying to himself “Man, if I only had Hoopz on my record saying ‘that’s why he ball’ I’d be raking in millions”. Yes, that’s exactly...

Here’s the thing… Resurrecting yourself from the grave is a very tedious procedure. There has only been like one dude to ever do this according to biblical scriptures. Honestly, it’s a daunting task for those resting in peace who are quite comfortable just chilling out....

I know how hard it can be at times to count to such a high number. You can get confused, lose train of thought or just simply get frustrated. Before Nicki stepped in to the picture, Randall was counting like this: ex. “one, two, five…shit, no I mean nine, no, what comes after...

Freck’s cliche clown rap is always a pleasure to listen to right before you take that long, sharp Japanese sword and swiftly stab it through your stomach. Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also...

A sampling: “Now when it gets tricky/ You can call me ‘cause I put plaques on the mantle like Mickey/ If your artist get icky while recording her/ I’ll make sure that she doesn’t sound iffy.” I’m actually not sure why I even clicked on the link. I guess I was intrigued as to...