Holy Shit!! This is literally a song about Research In Motion’s Blackberry. Literally, they name check various models and tell us that if we ain’t BBMing we are getting NOWHERE in life. This is either the worst advertising job by a major corporation or rappers have officially run out of topics to rhyme about. JJ Money feat. Reema Major- SwaggBerry [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Tweet
Seriously, this cat is straight up biting Weezy in the worst way. Remember, no biters allowed! Don’t make us breakout that Rae/Ghost Sharks skit… DredHead- I’m Just Sliden [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Tweet
So let me get this straight, this is a rap song (kind of) called Rap Song? And the hook is about listening to rap songs? This is so meta my mind is just blown. It’s also wack to boot. T-PAIN ft JERMAINE DUPRI -RAP SONG SO SO DEF MIX [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Tweet
So let me get this straight, Atlantic Records never releases Saigon’s album but a rapper named “Phreshy Duzit” is going to have music released? R.A. The Rugged Man said it best, “every record label sucks dick.” Phreshy Duzit- Pattycake [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Tweet
Wow, just wow. Definition of wackness! Supa Blanco- She Got Me Jockin [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Tweet
Another day, another generic club joint. This one from Jamie Foxx this time. Ludacris is dope as usual but this song is ehh. Jamie Foxx feat. Ludacris and Soulja Boy- Yep Dat’s Me [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Tweet
This perfectly shows the state of the hip hop game today. Twista, an undeniably dope MC drops two new joints one with the legendary Raekwon and the other with the muppet MC Waka Flocka. I understand staying relavent but still, it hurts my heart. Twista feat. Raekwon- The Heat [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Twista feat. Waka Flocka- Hands Up Lay Down [Audio clip: view full post to [...]
Wow, this is just another fine example of why successful athletes should stay in their lane, be great at one thing, and leave the rapping to those with talent. I will say though that as ridiculous (pun intended) as this chorus is, it is going to be embedded in my head all day. Shane Mosely – “Ridiculez” feat. Kollusus [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Tweet
A club joint does not have to be bad. For example, any Jay-Z joint made for the radio or club is usually fairly dope as well. I mean hip hop did start as party music so I never hate on a joint just because it bangs in the club. This however is just objectively awful. Miss B (whoever she is) is terrible and the only saving grace is the fact [...]
First of all, I never expected a rapper/singer to ever assume the name Cupid. It’s just awful but it goes to prove there is no accounting for taste in life. Also, said rapper/singer attempts some hybrid of both rapping and singing and fails at both. Leave that to Bone Thugs N Harmony and please never release any more music. Listen at your own risk is an understatement. Cupid- Do My [...]
Asses shaking is the only redeeming thing about this. Ester Dean feat. Lil Wayne- Drop It Low Remix [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Tweet
There is such a thing as a dope club track. This is not one of them. Red Cafe feat. Sheek Louch and Ross Fortune- Naughty Girl [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Tweet
I used to find Juvenile moderately entertaining. Yeah, that’s faded. Juvenile feat. Shawty Lo and Dorrough- We Be Getting Money [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Tweet
Oh right, I forgot. Bread is slang. I’m getting slow in my old age. I shouldn’t be surprised but this is what gets signed by a major label? Kollosus- Breakin’ Bread [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Tweet
Rappers are known for making outrageous claims like driving Bentley’s and taking out whole city blocks with bazookas, but those sound downright realistic compared to the claim that an individual “invented sex.” I’m calling bullshit! Dondria feat. Trey Songz and Drake- Invented Sex Remix [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Tweet
This could have been a decent R&B track with no substance that gets girls asses shaking in the club. Ain’t no crime in that. But they had to go and put Gucci Mane on here who is just unlistenable and ruins the whole thing. This cat Jyshoun has a dope voice though. Jyshoun feat. Gucci Mane- Keep Me High [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Tweet
This dude has a sick fetish and I have to admit… I kinda like it. Peez will urinate on you, but only right on your back. I can’t see many women having a qualm with this. Freck loves it! [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Peez – Right Off The Back (feat. Freck Billionaire) Tweet
EZ Skywalker loves sloppy fifty-seconds. He prefers that you and your crew have worn her out. He likes to make passionate love to her as well. [Audio clip: view full post to listen] EZ Skywalker – Wifed A Smut Tweet
To me y’all as G as the female spot. Daaaaasaaaaaamn!!!!! Never mind. Tweet
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