Archive for category: Rants
JPizzle / October 5, 2011 9:30 am
Word to the God J-Zone! “Yawn. Another book from another musician. Let’s guess: He rose from the depths of hell with his talent and went big time. He changed the face of music and made millions. Yeah, a few drug addiction, arrest, and STD stories are sporadically sprinkled throughout for excitement and authenticity, but at the end of it all, he finished his ride a musical legend. He finally gave [...]
Ezuz Gzuz / January 17, 2010 12:59 pm
There is a funny scent in the air and no, it’s not the after effects of Tub Girl unleashing a massive pressure filled liquid deuce. There seems to be a scent of rawness lingering in the air. Is it me or are talk show hosts holding up the vinyl albums when introducing their musical guests? Is this because it’s easier to see the artwork due to a larger canvas or [...]
JPizzle / December 28, 2009 9:39 am
Tame One and Del the Funky Homosapien- Parallel Uni-Verses- My hip hop awakening in the early 90’s heavily revolved around both Hieroglyphics and Artifacts so when it goes without saying that when I saw Tame and Del were making a collaborative album I was excited beyond belief. The album does not disappoint. Both Tame and Del are bugged dudes with bugged out rhyme styles so the chemistry is definitely there [...]
JPizzle / October 20, 2009 6:30 am
And cop Cormega’s Born and Raised today!! Shit, today should be a national holiday! If you love hip hop and recognize the real, make it happen! Tweet
Ezuz Gzuz / September 21, 2009 12:02 pm
It really boggles my mind that people still find Jay-Z intimidating in the realm of lyrics like he’s some talent to watch out for. I actually heard BP3 and my consensus is that Jay-Z is the most straight forward, bland rapper to be given such high praise. There is nothing creative about what he says and nothing thought provoking. When I hear the lyrics on OB4CL2, I say to myself, [...]
Ezuz Gzuz / July 21, 2009 12:20 pm
This is either an honest mistake or a human being that has no care in the world. How could you forget to button the rest of the shirt? Then again, I’m too lazy to wipe half the time, when I’m on the bowl. Tweet
Ezuz Gzuz / June 17, 2009 12:32 pm
Nas has made some poor decisions in his lifetime, as we all do. He hasn’t worked with Pete Rock since Illmatic, hasn’t worked with Preme since Nastradamus, lent a hand in the Bravehearts album (Why?), used a sample twice and made videos for both songs (somehow not realizing “Thief’s Theme” is the same as “Hip Hop is Dead”) and lastly, marrying and having a baby with a woman who’s VOICE [...]
Ezuz Gzuz / June 12, 2009 4:40 pm
Drizzy did it. The cute little harmless freckled poet who snuffed Charles did it. You know, being a rapper really requires a lot. Or does it? Doesn’t it just require you to rap? Shouldn’t your raps be memorized? I know we all slip up time to time like this one show Mobb Deep did where Havoc was like “change the song I forgot my lyrics” and another track came on [...]
Ezuz Gzuz / June 11, 2009 6:24 pm
Look very closely at the floor of the van in this picture! Shit! I totally fucked up. I made fun of T-Pain for drinking Nuvo and now look, Maino and his posse drink it as well. Maino and the Hustle Hard crew, I meant no harm by dissing the act of consuming Nuvo. I had no idea you guys enjoyed this beverage and now that I see you fellas really [...]
Ezuz Gzuz / June 11, 2009 6:15 pm
I was thinking about that Cassie spread eagle pic the other day and thought how gruesome it was, especially in comparison to Ri-Ri’s nudie pics. Rihanna has a great body. She’s toned but still has some meat to her and has some serious curves. I actually just soiled my briefs (while dreaming of it) and need to get myself a new pair to wear. But CASSIE, she really disturbed me [...]
Ezuz Gzuz / June 10, 2009 1:15 pm
I know, it’s over and most of us forgave him but Big Boi, Big Boi, Big Boi. Mr. Fat Sacks “B-I-G, B-O-I, the same mother f***er that put that knuckle to your eye”. How could you possibly wear those fugazi Jordan VIII’s on TV? I, for one, just can’t get over it. Now you claim you purchased them online “ten years ago” but the fake sneaker trend was hitting around [...]
Ezuz Gzuz / June 9, 2009 6:00 pm
Life just gets easier these days for the average emcee. I mean there is no need to practice for stage presence, delivery or creation of a set list when all you have to do is let the crowd perform all of your jawns from your newest, AMAZING, mixtape. Just ask Drake or Drizzy for all the true heads who gently stroke his pee pee every chance they get. Wheel Chair [...]
Ezuz Gzuz / June 9, 2009 11:00 am
Charles, what are you doing? James “J Dilla” Yancey is the executive producer of your album thingamajig and he’s been resting in peace for like three years already, you never worked with him and HE DAMN SURE would have never worked with you. Why even add that? This is not a Dilla-nut licker rant but it is simply disrespectful to put his name on something he was not linked to/would [...]