Daniel Songer continues to be like a fine wine, just getting better and better with each new comedy act. If you’re not up on the Songbird of our Generation, now you know what you’ll be doing while everyone else is worrying about their Memorial Day...

There are a lot of terrible rappers on YouTube clearly taking advantage of the computer mic. In an effort to save those mics strictly for World of Warcraft use, we’re launching an incredible interrogative incredulous informative innocuous investigation into who is the absolute worst...

Hello, my name is Rick Chyme.  I have been waiting for the subject of my first “We Goin’ In” post to reveal itself and today it finally  happened… Seems that Dennis Rodman has decided to try his hand at  DJ-ing.  He is making his way through the Midwest and will be...

This post comes with a serious, serious warning. Do not watch this if you have a weak stomach. This is the audio equivalent of having Tubgirl’s sister sitting on your chest while Tubgirl’s brother holds your mouth open allowing Tubgirl to drop a huge deuce right in your mouth. Then...

You see the title and you pretty much know what you’re getting. It’s like that time I had to pick Ezuz up from a Green Bay brothel appropriately titled Cheez All Over and he was catatonic from the cheese IV combined with the large cowgirls fulfilling his smushing fetish. Audio clip: Adobe...

I guess Twitter’s running out of user names. Or else these guys are really serious. What’s worse? Definitely the latter. Tweet

No comment on Eurogang. Really, what can we...

We the trendsetters, every day we set trends/ Why you mad, ‘cause your girl got a girlfriend?/ I got the Swag Flu, you know it’s manmade/ That’s why I stay in the cut, I’m like a Band-Aid. Wow. And here’s the bad news – there’s no vaccine. They also refer to themselves as the...

You’ve been warned. It’s official…after all of the buzz and great fan and industry feedback about Hip Hop Artist Plies’ latest single BECKY, which has been his biggest single to date, I’m excited to announce the official release date of his much anticipated 4th album...

Here’s upstart group Pop N Bulletz. Not sure who is who, but they definitely have a message they’re trying to get out there. It’s always a good thing as a group trying to come up to wear shirts that say you don’t do exactly what it is you’re trying to do....

Kids, go grab your parents’ credit cards and order these shirts ASAP! You will be guaranteed to get laid all day every day with these bad boys on. Oh, and if you’re over the age of 10 and order any of these, you are a fucking...

If you would have told me eight years ago that I’d be writing about Eminem dissing Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon while talking about his sexual inadequacies, I would have done two things: 1) I would have told you that you were bugging because Eminem would never put that much energy into...

Thank golly goodness our main man Asher Roth finally touched the “D.O.A.” beat. No one else was doing it justice until he came along and finally blessed it the way No ID intended for it to be blessed. Check it: Ash it back, suck my cul-de-sac/ That goes for all those who pose like Spence...

Wow. This is some white dog shit right here. Flo Rida and Brooke Hogan. The only reason to post a song like this is that it’s impossible to not feel better about your own life after listening. Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip....

I got this mass email from HNIC2.com the other day. Most people are looking to find ways to minimize the amount of voicemail they have to go through. But not 40 Glocc. He wants you to call him and leave him a message. Here are some possible things you could tell him about: How you really...

Whoo! If you’re not up on this, you need to be! And I quote: I’m a Black boy, I’m a fat boy/ You lookin’ at me, I got them stacks, boy. Because I’m white and I run about 70 miles a week, can I still sing along? This music just speaks to me in a way music has never spoken to me...

Are there even 25 mixtapes that have been released in the last month? Are these guys just gonna make 25 mixtapes and put your song on each one? We have no idea, but this doesn’t seem like the best use of your...

When Mike Piazza was a New York Met, he had to hold a press conference to announce his heterosexuality as there were a bunch of homo rumors swirling around him. Gorilla Zoe apparently has to do the same thing here, as he released the subtly-titled snoozer announcing to the world that he’s...

What’s even worse he’s taking up a handicapped space that someone might legitimately need and then Twitters it, when he could have done what any normal person would have done and park further from the store and not Twitter it and gotten to the store in the exact same time. Classy...

I guess if you’re in New York, Angie Martinez is somewhat relevant to you, since she’s allowed on the radio and all. But to the non-Hot 97 listening community not too familiar with her, this video makes her look like an incoherent amateur, which could explain why she’s a...

Somehow I remember Spiderman being more about helping people and fighting evil than talking about selling drugs and getting money, but hey, I guess we all took different things away from the comic books and movies. By the way, this song is absolutely horrible. Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player...

Although it’s been years since I’ve seen one of these for sale at the Barnes and Noble or Borders, apparently they’re still making magazines with long-ass interviews. It also seems as though they use no discretion now as far as choosing the artist to grace their cover. Ace...

This is why you read and learn BEFORE talking. Their main reason why it’s still cool to use Autotune – it’s fun....

The leeches and bloodsuckers just don’t stop, do they? This is despicable. Foil t-shirts featuring Michael Jackson with no money going to the family. They’re also giving away his music if you buy one of the garbage t-shirts. Also, nice spelling. It’s “Michael.” The “a” goes...

Apparently anyone these days can get a shirt made. Who wouldn’t want to walk around looking like one of Ronald McDonald’s pals while alerting the world that you can identify purp from a distance. We’re gonna blame the recession on why we’re not copping this but the...

Please, 40 Glocc, be the last rapper to ever spit in Autotune for at least a few years....

We’re speechless on this one. The email: BOOK THE ULTIMATE PARTY BOYS!! It’s time to hire the media magnets from VladTV.com. Bring the ringmasters of reality to your party, special event or comedy club and reap the benefits of 65 million full views. Star & Buc Wild will pack your...

Apparently the “LeBron” dance Wunda is trying to do involves throwing your hands in the air without the chalkish/baby powder substance the MVP uses. Peep the dope “dice roll move” Wunda throws on us around the 2:16...

Anything you gotta do to come up, right? Check out the press release below on Swazy Styles, who is, according to the press release, a “self-described ‘Swagga General.’” Wow. Why didn’t anyone tell me we had a ranking system for “swagga” now?...

Here’s what mp3 blaster connoisseur Young Sav has to say about this: BRAND NEW FROM DJ SNS FEAT. RON BROWZ AND AG THE VOICE OF HARLEM CHECK THIS JOINT OUT!!! NICE JOINT FOR THE SUMMER!!! No, Young Sav, this is not a nice joint for the summer. This is why DJs should DJ and people who...

I love that the Children of the Corn member the Bad Boy the minister the guy who won’t go away says, “It’s Mase and Drake, I promise you’ll remember this.” Actually, it’s you and an mp3 file, because Drake hasn’t gotten desperate enough to record with you yet. Give him a few...

You, if you are a desperate MC who will enter any contest there is, have been asked to rap over Lil’ Jon’s “I Do,” which can be found at Loud.com. “The winner will be in my Top 8, you know what I’m saying?” Lil’ Jon tells/asks. Yes, Jon, I do. That’s...

Cookin’ Soul just put together a whole mixtape devoted to Michael Jackson, which will probably feature some dumb blends and whatnot. Look, these gimmick mixtapes have got to stop. This mixtape is less about MJ and more about other people getting their names out there as producers. If I...

I have no idea why anyone would want to pay money for this and I actually feel kind of irresponsible by posting this out of fear that someone may pull out their allowance and actually book a date. It can’t be that expensive if one of the groups putting on the tour can’t even spell...

Judging by the shitty design of this booking flyer, you can tell DMX is still in high demand. We all know you want him at your next event. By the way, all the people outside the U.S. that are interested…DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! This is not for you worthless pieces of shit. This...

Having the same email for four years means one thing – it’s much easier for the spammas and bammas to find you. I got this email today and it led me on to other sites. Let’s just say I was a little intrigued that when I got an email from Lil’ Trae since I didn’t...

No one warned me today that my inbox was gonna be flooded with worthless, tasteless press releases. Here’s another one that serves as a reminder that there are plenty of better things to do than watch MTV: “I wanted to remind you about tonight’s episode of “Run’s...

Plies is having one helluva week. After finally getting a BJ from some chick named Becky, the rapper quoted on Joell Ortiz’s Twitter let go, as Lenny Dykstra would say, $50 large into a crowd. The only thing sillier than that is the press release that alerted me: “Over the weekend on...

This email just came through, which means the single must be close to dropping. We can’t wait. Who’s down for an all-night email vigil waiting for the mp3 to arrive? The press release (remember, we don’t make this crap up. They do): NEW YORK, N.Y., June 19th, 2009 –Rap...

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse… Yep, there is finally a song titled “LOL ”. You have Trey Songz, Gucci Mane and Soulja Boy to thank for that. No way in hell am I listening to the song, but it’s uploaded for you if you feel inclined to waste a...

This weird ass English dude is interviewing KRS-One about Eminem and his voice is just so freaking annoying that I am considering the option of blowing my head off with a double barrel shotty. Not only that, but this douche thinks Dr. Dre writes for Em. Yikes! I could have sworn some...