Daniel Songer continues to be like a fine wine, just getting better and better with each new comedy act. If you’re not up on the Songbird of our Generation, now you know what you’ll be doing while everyone else is worrying about their Memorial Day barbecue. Tweet
There are a lot of terrible rappers on YouTube clearly taking advantage of the computer mic. In an effort to save those mics strictly for World of Warcraft use, we’re launching an incredible interrogative incredulous informative innocuous investigation into who is the absolute worst rapper on YouTube today. Our first candidate – cam420newton, not to be confused with the other Cam Newton, you know, the one who’s father pimped him [...]
Hello, my name is Rick Chyme. I have been waiting for the subject of my first “We Goin’ In” post to reveal itself and today it finally happened… Seems that Dennis Rodman has decided to try his hand at DJ-ing. He is making his way through the Midwest and will be stopping in Kalamazoo, Michigan, home of my alma mater Western Michigan University as part of a reality series to [...]
This post comes with a serious, serious warning. Do not watch this if you have a weak stomach. This is the audio equivalent of having Tubgirl’s sister sitting on your chest while Tubgirl’s brother holds your mouth open allowing Tubgirl to drop a huge deuce right in your mouth. Then her brother holds your mouth closed, forcing you to swallow and then stick your tongue out, similar to how Fear [...]
You see the title and you pretty much know what you’re getting. It’s like that time I had to pick Ezuz up from a Green Bay brothel appropriately titled Cheez All Over and he was catatonic from the cheese IV combined with the large cowgirls fulfilling his smushing fetish. [Audio clip: view full post to listen] J. Futuristic feat. Yung LA and Roscoe Dash – Na Na Na Na Tweet
I guess Twitter’s running out of user names. Or else these guys are really serious. What’s worse? Definitely the latter. Tweet
No comment on Eurogang. Really, what can we say? Tweet
We the trendsetters, every day we set trends/ Why you mad, ‘cause your girl got a girlfriend?/ I got the Swag Flu, you know it’s manmade/ That’s why I stay in the cut, I’m like a Band-Aid. Wow. And here’s the bad news – there’s no vaccine. They also refer to themselves as the “Twitter Kings.” There are a ton of quotables in here if you really want to listen. [...]
You’ve been warned. It’s official…after all of the buzz and great fan and industry feedback about Hip Hop Artist Plies’ latest single BECKY, which has been his biggest single to date, I’m excited to announce the official release date of his much anticipated 4th album “Goon Affiliated.” Plies’ new album “Goon Affiliated” will drop on Tuesday, October 6th, 2009 and will be available in stores and online! This will be [...]
Here’s upstart group Pop N Bulletz. Not sure who is who, but they definitely have a message they’re trying to get out there. It’s always a good thing as a group trying to come up to wear shirts that say you don’t do exactly what it is you’re trying to do. Wouldn’t you love to cop a car from a salesman wearing a shirt that says “I AM NOT A [...]
Kids, go grab your parents’ credit cards and order these shirts ASAP! You will be guaranteed to get laid all day every day with these bad boys on. Oh, and if you’re over the age of 10 and order any of these, you are a fucking loser. Tweet
If you would have told me eight years ago that I’d be writing about Eminem dissing Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon while talking about his sexual inadequacies, I would have done two things: 1) I would have told you that you were bugging because Eminem would never put that much energy into dissing a singer whose best days were in the ‘90s. And I would have thought Nick Cannon would [...]
Thank golly goodness our main man Asher Roth finally touched the “D.O.A.” beat. No one else was doing it justice until he came along and finally blessed it the way No ID intended for it to be blessed. Check it: Ash it back, suck my cul-de-sac/ That goes for all those who pose like Spence Pratt. Oooohhhh. And that’s just how he opens! He’s just getting warm, son! Hell yeah [...]
Wow. This is some white dog shit right here. Flo Rida and Brooke Hogan. The only reason to post a song like this is that it’s impossible to not feel better about your own life after listening. [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Brooke Hogan feat. Flo Rida – Ruff Me Up We’re still waiting for something to pop off between Brooke and Heidi. The streets are waiting!!! Tweet
I got this mass email from HNIC2.com the other day. Most people are looking to find ways to minimize the amount of voicemail they have to go through. But not 40 Glocc. He wants you to call him and leave him a message. Here are some possible things you could tell him about: How you really hated it when he rapped in Autotune How he should never rap in Autotune [...]
Whoo! If you’re not up on this, you need to be! And I quote: I’m a Black boy, I’m a fat boy/ You lookin’ at me, I got them stacks, boy. Because I’m white and I run about 70 miles a week, can I still sing along? This music just speaks to me in a way music has never spoken to me before. It continues: Comin’ down clean in the [...]
Are there even 25 mixtapes that have been released in the last month? Are these guys just gonna make 25 mixtapes and put your song on each one? We have no idea, but this doesn’t seem like the best use of your money. Tweet
When Mike Piazza was a New York Met, he had to hold a press conference to announce his heterosexuality as there were a bunch of homo rumors swirling around him. Gorilla Zoe apparently has to do the same thing here, as he released the subtly-titled snoozer announcing to the world that he’s totally, 100% not gay. [Audio clip: view full post to listen] P.S. Two Gorilla Zoe posts in two [...]
What’s even worse he’s taking up a handicapped space that someone might legitimately need and then Twitters it, when he could have done what any normal person would have done and park further from the store and not Twitter it and gotten to the store in the exact same time. Classy move. Tweet
I guess if you’re in New York, Angie Martinez is somewhat relevant to you, since she’s allowed on the radio and all. But to the non-Hot 97 listening community not too familiar with her, this video makes her look like an incoherent amateur, which could explain why she’s a commercial radio “personality.” Tweet
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