Category: Twats Wrong Witcha?
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Constipation No Match for Torae
By seven3zero, January 20, 2010 9:23 pm
Props to Torae for not giving up. We’ve all had those days when it just seemed as though no matter how hard you pushed, that poop was just not gonna come out. Torae has the perseverance, though, to see a good dump all the way through. And for that, we here at WeGoinIN salute you.
Writing 101
By Ezuz Gzuz, December 27, 2009 7:04 pm
If you are serious about writing a script, then you should be “writing” it, not “righting” it. Unless you’re making corrections and that’s what you call it. Somehow, I don’t feel that’s the case though.
DJ Webstar has a sick fetish
By Ezuz Gzuz, November 3, 2009 11:12 am
He’s so casual about his fisting too. Yup, I’m just fisting someone. No biggie. Usual shit. I fist people a lot. Male, female, animal, etc. I just enjoy submerging my fists in their orifice’s.
The wise words of Capo
By Ezuz Gzuz, October 19, 2009 12:31 pm
JIMMY, don’t you dare eat that ice cream on a Tuesday! SUNDAYS ONLY and again, with the spelling. The ice cream version is spelled “Sundae”.
Jim Jones wants to talk cultural backgrounds
He doesn’t want to have a “decent” conversation, but a “descent” conversation about their heritage. Jim happens to teach a class in Harvard about multi-cultural history. Only on Tuesdays though and the class is booked.
On a more serious note, rappers need to start using spell check. They’re known for their lyrics and yet, can’t spell.
Poison Pen threatens the same thing twice
By Ezuz Gzuz, October 13, 2009 11:10 am
There was really no point of threatening for the second time if it was the same threat. But it’s all good Pen, we understand. I wonder what 3 would have been?
Can we say TMI
By Ezuz Gzuz, October 5, 2009 12:06 pm
Dude, I don’t think anyone wants to know that you’re going to shoot the 5 with your wang. Certain things should remain private. So anyways, I was fucking my wife in the ass last night.
Joell Ortiz excited for child abuse. Will eat well after too.
By Ezuz Gzuz, August 28, 2009 11:33 am
I can relate though. Before my wife and kids left me, I used to be excited to come home and throw a few knuckle sammies in my child’s direction.
Joell Ortiz Needs a Shot of Penicillin
By seven3zero, August 25, 2009 2:40 pm
We knew dude was brave but damn, we had no idea he was this brave. Swimming in a hotel pool is right up there next to running up on Uncle Murda and listening to an entire Drake or Kid Cudi song.
Poison Pen is a Rhyme-Slinging Genie
What makes Chum so special that he gets his wishes granted and we don’t? Well, we never rubbed Pen’s lamp. Wait, that doesn’t sound right. Out.
Styles P Better Watch Out for Harry and Marv
And if you don’t get that then you got robbed of your childhood. Go look for worms for SP’s kid now. What are you still reading this for? Go!
N.O.R.E. is a Johnny Drama Stan
There will be a bounty placed on the head of anybody who tells N.O.R.E. that Entourage is just a fading TV show.
Digga and Nino Brown Could Never Do Biz
Digga is that dude. That’s why he’s going Ice-T and beating the shit outta Nino Brown as he lays there helplessly on a heap of stinkin’ garbage bags. Was that classic scene subtly symbolic? Not really. Does it matter? Not really. Digga’s here to take out the trash and we’re just here to drive the truck to the next stop.
Paul Wall Types When He Poops, Still Not Cool
By seven3zero, August 21, 2009 5:27 pm
Sorry, Paul Wall, if that is your real name. As much as we love pooping, you’re still not gaining any cool points with us just ’cause you talk to us while you drop deuces.
N.O.R.E. Enjoys Demolishing Bathrooms
We’re not sure if he’s blowing it up Tubgirl-style or Unibomber style, but since it’s N.O.R.E., we co-sign what he’s doing 100%.
Rhymefest Throws a Monkey Wrench at St. Laz
Wait, you mean Rhymefest is not going to come back with a diss track? Twitter Wars have got to stop!!!!
Royce’s true calling in life
Forget rapping. Wear tight pants and live in a shit hole. That was me 2 years ago.
Terrence J Still Unsure of How Twitter Works
Apparently when Terrence is not telling you how bad your day is going to be, he’s ordering food. He’s a modern-day Brick Tamland.