Jay-Z did not deliver Auto Tune’s eulogy. Rather, he found Auto Tune laying dead behind a dumpster heavily guarded by male teens in jeans so tight their vaginas burst. Instead of calling the police or letting Auto Tune’s moms gently know about the unfortunate incident, he showed...

Some rappers, like AZ, Aztek and St. Laz, were able to drop their bars about Auto Tune as soon as Jay dropped his official version. Others, we know, are plotting. Diabolical as that sounds, what’s worse is that most DJs and critics will tell you a verse over “D.O.A.” is...