Can Jay-Z Really Kill Auto Tune?
Jay-Z did not deliver Auto Tune’s eulogy. Rather, he found Auto Tune laying dead behind a dumpster heavily guarded by male teens in jeans so tight their vaginas burst. Instead of calling the police or letting Auto Tune’s moms gently know about the unfortunate incident, he showed up at her door, kicked it open, and energetically yelled, “Yo, your son got popped! Word up! I saw him lying dead behind [...]
