These guys are really uneducated when it comes to getting burned in the way that doesn’t come from touching a hot stove but a pubic region infested with things like lice, crabs and cottage cheese. Apparently Havoc gets the girl first, so he must know what’s up. Then he passes her to...

“Knock knock, open up, look what Daddy brought back – a mixtape…” If your father is coming home from work and he’s knocking on the door because he’s too lazy to put the key in the keyhole and open the door himself, you’re going to assume that his hands are too full because...

Can someone please tell me why Wu-Tang is not your favorite group ever? Anyone? That’s what I fucking thought. Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your...