Wow, just wow. You can’t make this shit up! Serving two years for gun possession, Ja Rule found a new posse behind bars — a couple of cons he calls “Hevey D” and “Koz.” The Queens-raised rap star says disgraced pol Alan Hevesi and corporate greed poster-boy Dennis Kozlowski...
When Crime Doesn’t Pay: Irrelevant Rapper Edition
posted by JPizzle
Ja Rule getting his Lil Wayne on… Rapper Ja Rule gets two-year jail sentence after pleading guilty to attempted weapon...
Ja Rule Not Important Enough To Get Full Coverage In Own Story
posted by JPizzle
Rapper Ja Rule may be near trial in NYC gun case Damn, you know you’ve fallen off when a news story about your crimes only take up half the space while the other half is filled by Lil Wayne....
Homage to the Classics: Mic Gernonimo- The Natural
posted by JPizzle
Mic Geronimo’s first album is classic with ridiculous mid-90′s NYC production and a features from Jay-Z and Ja Rule before they blew up. Enjoy this trip down memory lane. Tweet
Ja Rule Lets Us Know We Can Breathe a Sigh of Relief
posted by seven3zero
Whew, ’cause you know those rumors were just flying around…wait…what’s this? There were no “Ja Rule is dead” rumors and he’s just telling us he’s still alive? That’s it? Oh. Tweet
Bathing Not Cool Anymore
posted by seven3zero
All of a sudden bathing’s not too cool anymore. Damn, Ja, I know you want to get your Twitter update game on, but we really really really really really really really do not want to know about your personal hygiene. Boundaries, brother,...
Ja Rule Warns Victims Before Sodomizing Them
posted by seven3zero
Ja Rule coming soon Gives a fair warning to enemies There’s no way he just said this, is there? “You got about 60 to 90 days and I’m putting dick in mouth, man. Watch yourselves, homies. I’m telling you.” 60 to 90 days? That’s enough time to pack up,...
Ja Rule is paranoid, but will still have sex.
posted by Ezuz Gzuz
Really don’t understand this, but I guess smoking, drinking a “Hot Tottie” and then humping for an hour sounds like a perfect remedy for...