Post Tagged with: "Ja Rule"

Ja Rule Runs With The Illest Jail House Posse Ever!
/ February 2, 2012 10:00 am

Ja Rule Runs With The Illest Jail House Posse Ever!

Wow, just wow. You can’t make this shit up! Serving two years for gun possession, Ja Rule found a new posse behind bars — a couple of cons he calls “Hevey D” and “Koz.” The Queens-raised rap star says disgraced pol Alan Hevesi and corporate greed poster-boy Dennis Kozlowski took him under their wings. From Kozlowski, he got stock tips. From Hevesi, he heard about the perennial impasse in Albany. [...]

When Crime Doesn’t Pay: Irrelevant Rapper Edition
/ December 13, 2010 1:51 pm

When Crime Doesn’t Pay: Irrelevant Rapper Edition

Ja Rule getting his Lil Wayne on… Rapper Ja Rule gets two-year jail sentence after pleading guilty to attempted weapon possession Tweet

Ja Rule Not Important Enough To Get Full Coverage In Own Story
/ December 13, 2010 8:19 am

Ja Rule Not Important Enough To Get Full Coverage In Own Story

Rapper Ja Rule may be near trial in NYC gun case Damn, you know you’ve fallen off when a news story about your crimes only take up half the space while the other half is filled by Lil Wayne. Tweet

/ December 10, 2010 5:39 pm

Homage to the Classics: Mic Gernonimo- The Natural

Mic Geronimo’s first album is classic with ridiculous mid-90′s NYC production and a features from Jay-Z and Ja Rule before they blew up. Enjoy this trip down memory lane. Tweet

/ August 18, 2009 1:46 pm

Ja Rule Lets Us Know We Can Breathe a Sigh of Relief

Whew, ’cause you know those rumors were just flying around…wait…what’s this? There were no “Ja Rule is dead” rumors and he’s just telling us he’s still alive? That’s it? Oh. Tweet

We’ve Been Warned
/ July 28, 2009 2:05 pm

We’ve Been Warned

Can. Not. Contain. Excitement. Tweet

/ July 8, 2009 2:23 pm

Bathing Not Cool Anymore

All of a sudden bathing’s not too cool anymore. Damn, Ja, I know you want to get your Twitter update game on, but we really really really really really really really do not want to know about your personal hygiene. Boundaries, brother, boundaries. Tweet

/ July 3, 2009 9:37 am

Ja Rule Warns Victims Before Sodomizing Them

Ja Rule coming soon Gives a fair warning to enemies There’s no way he just said this, is there? “You got about 60 to 90 days and I’m putting dick in mouth, man. Watch yourselves, homies. I’m telling you.” 60 to 90 days? That’s enough time to pack up, leave the country, come back and get the toothbrush you forgot and head back out. Plenty of time. And I think [...]

Ja Rule is paranoid, but will still have sex.
/ June 23, 2009 12:31 pm

Ja Rule is paranoid, but will still have sex.

Really don’t understand this, but I guess smoking, drinking a “Hot Tottie” and then humping for an hour sounds like a perfect remedy for paranoia. Tweet