Ja Rule Lets Us Know We Can Breathe a Sigh of Relief
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Whew, ’cause you know those rumors were just flying around…wait…what’s this? There were no “Ja Rule is dead” rumors and he’s just telling us he’s still alive? That’s it? Oh.
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Bathing Not Cool Anymore
By seven3zero, July 8, 2009 2:23 pm
All of a sudden bathing’s not too cool anymore. Damn, Ja, I know you want to get your Twitter update game on, but we really really really really really really really do not want to know about your personal hygiene. Boundaries, brother, boundaries.
Ja Rule Warns Victims Before Sodomizing Them
By seven3zero, July 3, 2009 9:37 am
Ja Rule coming soon Gives a fair warning to enemies
There’s no way he just said this, is there? “You got about 60 to 90 days and I’m putting dick in mouth, man. Watch yourselves, homies. I’m telling you.” 60 to 90 days? That’s enough time to pack up, leave the country, come back and get the toothbrush you forgot and head back out. Plenty of time.
And I think Ja is really talking about a comeback musically, not sodomy. I hope. Maybe I just heard that wrong and he really didn’t just say that. But he can talk about a comeback all he wants but as long as he’s got that dude with the girly laugh taping him and giggling at what he says (check the :19 mark), it’s gonna be kind of hard to believe that we have two to three months to prepare for something you can never be fully prepared for.
Ja Rule is paranoid, but will still have sex.
By Ezuz Gzuz, June 23, 2009 12:31 pm
Really don’t understand this, but I guess smoking, drinking a “Hot Tottie” and then humping for an hour sounds like a perfect remedy for paranoia.