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Ja Rule Runs With The Illest Jail House Posse Ever!

JPizzle — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:00:18 +0000

Wow, just wow. You can’t make this shit up!

Serving two years for gun possession, Ja Rule found a new posse behind bars — a couple of cons he calls “Hevey D” and “Koz.”

The Queens-raised rap star says disgraced pol Alan Hevesi and corporate greed poster-boy Dennis Kozlowski took him under their wings.

From Kozlowski, he got stock tips. From Hevesi, he heard about the perennial impasse in Albany. They watched Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert together.

“Outside, you don’t meet guys like this every day. This place is amazing,” Ja Rule told the Daily News during an exclusive interview at Mid-State Correctional Facility in upstate Oneida, N.Y.

The rapper, whose real name is Jeffrey Atkins, has been in prison since June for gun possession and tax evasion.

He’s not scheduled to get out until February 2013, but he’s getting ready for his new album, “Pain is Love 2,” to drop later this month — and networking.

“Koz just got out on work release. Not to say I wish he was still here,” he said. “But they’re both great, smart guys.”

Kozlowski, 65, is serving eight to 25 years for using the coffers of Tyco Inc. as a piggy bank.

He’s infamous for splurging on a $6,000 shower curtain and a $2 million party in Sardinia with an ice sculpture of Michelangelo’s David urinating vodka.

Ja Rule, 36, a married father of three, knows something about the luxe life, too.

When he was arrested on a gun charge in 2007, the weapon was in a $250,000 Maybach.

He’s sold 40 million records and gone platinum with nothing but a juggernaut voice and a talent for lyrics that resonate in neighborhoods like his own Hollis, Queens.

Ja Rule dropped out of high school. Hevesi, who has a Ph.D. from Columbia, and Kozlowski, who graduated from Seton Hall University, urged him to pursue higher education.

“I was studying for my GED and Koz came in and talked to me and said, if you need any help, let me know,” he said, two weeks after getting the degree.

The ex-CEO told him to buy airline stock and study business. He starts taking college-level courses this month.

His friendship with Hevesi, the former state controller who began serving one to four years in April for a “pay to play” corruption scheme, centers around politics.

“Hevey’s a Democrat like me, so that helps,” Ja Rule said. “He told me how it’s like pulling teeth with the two parties trying to get bills passed.”

Hevesi’s lawyer, Bradley Simon, confirmed his client gets along with the hip-hop star — and everyone else on the 23-man prison block.

“Alan reads books most of the day, but I know they all watch television together at night,” Simon said.

Hevesi, 72, isn’t the first power player Ja Rule has met in prison: At Hudson Correctional Facility he played cards and basketball with Hank Morris, the strategist who pocketed $18 million in the pension scandal that doomed Hevesi.

“Hank was my Spades partner, and we were undefeated in basketball,” Ja Rule said.

“Hank had a jumpshot, man.”

Ja Rule, famous for feuds with other rappers, mused about the unlikely friendships he’s forged.

“It’s funny,” he said. “We’re from totally different walks of life. But when you’re here, you’re here.”

Via New York Daily News

When Crime Doesn’t Pay: Irrelevant Rapper Edition

JPizzle — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 17:51:24 +0000

Ja Rule getting his Lil Wayne on…

Rapper Ja Rule gets two-year jail sentence after pleading guilty to attempted weapon possession

Ja Rule Not Important Enough To Get Full Coverage In Own Story

JPizzle — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 12:19:50 +0000

Rapper Ja Rule may be near trial in NYC gun case

Damn, you know you’ve fallen off when a news story about your crimes only take up half the space while the other half is filled by Lil Wayne.

Homage to the Classics: Mic Gernonimo- The Natural

JPizzle — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 21:39:50 +0000

Mic Geronimo’s first album is classic with ridiculous mid-90′s NYC production and a features from Jay-Z and Ja Rule before they blew up. Enjoy this trip down memory lane.

Ja Rule Lets Us Know We Can Breathe a Sigh of Relief

seven3zero — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 17:46:47 +0000

Whew, ’cause you know those rumors were just flying around…wait…what’s this? There were no “Ja Rule is dead” rumors and he’s just telling us he’s still alive? That’s it? Oh.

We’ve Been Warned

seven3zero — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:05:13 +0000

Can. Not. Contain. Excitement.

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Bathing Not Cool Anymore

seven3zero — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:23:21 +0000

All of a sudden bathing’s not too cool anymore. Damn, Ja, I know you want to get your Twitter update game on, but we really really really really really really really do not want to know about your personal hygiene. Boundaries, brother, boundaries.

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Ja Rule Warns Victims Before Sodomizing Them

seven3zero — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:37:14 +0000

Ja Rule coming soon Gives a fair warning to enemies

There’s no way he just said this, is there? “You got about 60 to 90 days and I’m putting dick in mouth, man. Watch yourselves, homies. I’m telling you.” 60 to 90 days? That’s enough time to pack up, leave the country, come back and get the toothbrush you forgot and head back out. Plenty of time.

And I think Ja is really talking about a comeback musically, not sodomy. I hope. Maybe I just heard that wrong and he really didn’t just say that. But he can talk about a comeback all he wants but as long as he’s got that dude with the girly laugh taping him and giggling at what he says (check the :19 mark), it’s gonna be kind of hard to believe that we have two to three months to prepare for something you can never be fully prepared for.

Ja Rule is paranoid, but will still have sex.

Ezuz Gzuz — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:31:57 +0000

Really don’t understand this, but I guess smoking, drinking a “Hot Tottie” and then humping for an hour sounds like a perfect remedy for paranoia.