Posts tagged: Poison Pen
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Poison Pen is a Rhyme-Slinging Genie
By seven3zero, August 25, 2009 1:38 pm
What makes Chum so special that he gets his wishes granted and we don’t? Well, we never rubbed Pen’s lamp. Wait, that doesn’t sound right. Out.
Poison Pen Developing Negative Image from Album Title, Alchemist is Amazed
By seven3zero, August 21, 2009 2:02 pm
We’re left speechless with this one. Thankfully Alchemist isn’t:
Poison Pen’s Money Shots – Part 2
By seven3zero, August 20, 2009 3:00 pm
You already know we’re harassing N.O.R.E. for all of our deep and burning questions. Yet that’s not enough guidance for us. That’s why we had to call on our yogi Poison Pen to drop some truth bombs on our ass. Here’s how it works – Pen emails us his words of wisdom and we print it exactly as he types it, thereby preserving the authenticity and delicacy of his sentiments. Enjoy. Oh, and go cop his new album The Money Shot.
Avoid “showcases” that claim to have reps from every record label on the planet at all costs. Especially if you have to sell tickets. 90% of them shits are scams.
Poison Pen and Engineer Ariel Borujow Are Gonna Shoot the Five at Recess
What’s beef? Beef is when you intentionally mess up mixes because Pen forgets to bring you a Frappucino. We’ll keep you updated on this situation to the best of our ability.
Poison Pen’s Money Shots – Part 1
By seven3zero, August 19, 2009 3:00 pm
You already know we’re harassing N.O.R.E. for all of our deep and burning questions. Yet that’s not enough guidance for us. That’s why we had to call on our yogi Poison Pen to drop some truth bombs on our ass. Here’s how it works – Pen emails us his words of wisdom and we print it exactly as he types it, thereby preserving the authenticity and delicacy of his sentiments. Enjoy. Oh, and go cop his new album The Money Shot.
2 Live Crew’s “Move Something” lp should be in the smithsonian. Right next to Fonzie’s jacket.
Poison Pen Gives Blood to One-Street Hit-Wonder
By seven3zero, August 18, 2009 1:32 pm
We always knew Poison Pen was a generous guy. But damn, now he’s giving blood to the singer on 50 Cent’s “Riding Thru the Hood”? Dude has a heart of gold and veins of generosity.
Poison Pen Convinces You to Cop The Money Shot
By seven3zero, August 4, 2009 3:10 pm
Poison Pen – The Money Shot Preview from brian kayser on Vimeo.
Props to Ariel for having the dopest whiteboy headnod this side of these guys:
Album of Summer, Possibly Year, Dropping Today
Poison Pen’s The Money Shot is really the only album you need to cop in August. I haven’t heard the Slaugterhouse album, but if I was down to my last $9.99, I know which album I’d be copping on iTunes.
Take Yo’ Ass to the Store! Round II
By seven3zero, July 31, 2009 3:00 pm
Each week we’re asking our favorite hip-hop personalities when exactly it was they pulled out the plastic or threw down crumpled dollar bills for an actual album. You know, those things that come in plastic cases with a little booklet that has lots of misspelled shout outs? Yeah, those things. Here’s round two, featuring Poison Pen, Chali 2na and Lloyd Banks.
Poison Pen Promises Sonic Ejaculation on the Female Species With New Album
By seven3zero, July 30, 2009 1:26 pm
It takes a classy chick to follow Pen’s instructions. That being said, we’re doing all we can to make sure chicks get hit with a ton of money shots on August 4th. We just don’t want to be in the room when it happens.
What Is Poison Pen Doing?
By seven3zero, July 29, 2009 4:07 pm
Why the hell is Poison Pen standing behind a fence getting his picture snapped? And why is there a wheatfield-looking growth taking place behind him? And why is he wearing old people glaucoma-type sunglasses? The best response here will get a free copy of The Money Shot courtesy of our good friend Poison Pen.
You Don’t Want to Run Into Poison Pen and Swave Sevah
Just ’cause Pen has the dance moves of a young Kris Kross doesn’t mean he won’t let his fist completely go in on your face.
And just so you know, fighting Pen is like:
Playing taps with a cactus
We’ll stick to playing taps with our hydrangeas and gardenias, thank you very much.
Poison Pen Disses Librarians
By seven3zero, July 27, 2009 9:57 am
The first two bars a rapper spits on the first track of their debut album are probably the most important bars they’ll ever spit. That’s the split second when fans who just popped the CD on or clicked on the mp3 will decide if how they’re going to feel about said MC for the rest of their life. If you question the importance of this first impression, look no further than Chevy Chase in Animal Farm. He’s sitting at his typewriter, trying to write a novel, only he can’t get it started because he can’t think of a good way to open it. What happens to him? I don’t want to spoil it but let’s just say he doesn’t turn out to be the successful novelist he thinks he should be.
Poison Pen Enjoys Throwing Weight Around
By seven3zero, July 14, 2009 2:12 pm
Always good to shout out Buff, but come on, Pen, stop using your weight as a crutch in your rhymes.
I Think Poison Pen Just Hit On Us !?!?
By JPizzle, July 13, 2009 12:34 pm
Two joints from Poison Pen, an untitled freestyle featuring Donny Goines and a second freestyle called “Pen Does The Body Good.”
Seriously, is Pen hitting on us with a freestyle called “Pen Does The Body Good?” Oh well, The Money Shot drops August 4th. Cop that!
Poison Pen feat. Donny Goines- “Untitled Freestyle”
Poison Pen- “Pen Does The Body Good”
Possible New Show on C-Span?
By JPizzle, July 6, 2009 8:23 am
Getting Drunk With Poison Pen sounds like it would be the perfect addition the already wonderful programming line-up on C-Span. Check out our man Pen getting his drunk-thizzle on with AZ and Lil Cease.
The Unofficial Poison Pen Dance Contest
By seven3zero, June 30, 2009 2:00 pm
It’s finally here! The unofficial Poison Pen dance contest. Make up a dance for the Bed Stuy Best Buy and he will perform it with Immortal Technique, Diabolic, Pumpkinhead, Swave Sevah, Amplafire and Silkk the Shocker. Hell, his engineer Ariel Borujow will also get down on it. Make up the dance and send the description/video to wegoinindoa@gmail.com.
Oh yeah, Pen knows nothing about this. He’ll be pumped that we got his back though.