Nothing like starting your day off with a nice beatdown! Most importantly, shouts out to Poison Pen for making an appearance. If he’d hit the studio I’d be even happier! Tweet

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What makes Chum so special that he gets his wishes granted and we don’t? Well, we never rubbed Pen’s lamp. Wait, that doesn’t sound right. Out. Tweet

We’re left speechless with this one. Thankfully Alchemist...

You already know we’re harassing N.O.R.E. for all of our deep and burning questions. Yet that’s not enough guidance for us. That’s why we had to call on our yogi Poison Pen to drop some truth bombs on our ass. Here’s how it works – Pen emails us his words of...

What’s beef? Beef is when you intentionally mess up mixes because Pen forgets to bring you a Frappucino. We’ll keep you updated on this situation to the best of our ability. Tweet

You already know we’re harassing N.O.R.E. for all of our deep and burning questions. Yet that’s not enough guidance for us. That’s why we had to call on our yogi Poison Pen to drop some truth bombs on our ass. Here’s how it works – Pen emails us his words of...

We always knew Poison Pen was a generous guy. But damn, now he’s giving blood to the singer on 50 Cent’s “Riding Thru the Hood”? Dude has a heart of gold and veins of generosity. Tweet

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Poison Pen – The Money Shot Preview from brian kayser on Vimeo. Props to Ariel for having the dopest whiteboy headnod this side of these...

Poison Pen’s The Money Shot is really the only album you need to cop in August. I haven’t heard the Slaugterhouse album, but if I was down to my last $9.99, I know which album I’d be copping on...

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Each week we’re asking our favorite hip-hop personalities when exactly it was they pulled out the plastic or threw down crumpled dollar bills for an actual album. You know, those things that come in plastic cases with a little booklet that has lots of misspelled shout outs? Yeah, those...

It takes a classy chick to follow Pen’s instructions. That being said, we’re doing all we can to make sure chicks get hit with a ton of money shots on August 4th. We just don’t want to be in the room when it...

Why the hell is Poison Pen standing behind a fence getting his picture snapped? And why is there a wheatfield-looking growth taking place behind him? And why is he wearing old people glaucoma-type sunglasses? The best response here will get a free copy of The Money Shot courtesy of our good...

Just ’cause Pen has the dance moves of a young Kris Kross doesn’t mean he won’t let his fist completely go in on your face. And just so you know, fighting Pen is like: Playing taps with a cactus We’ll stick to playing taps with our hydrangeas and gardenias, thank you...

The first two bars a rapper spits on the first track of their debut album are probably the most important bars they’ll ever spit. That’s the split second when fans who just popped the CD on or clicked on the mp3 will decide if how they’re going to feel about said MC for the...

Always good to shout out Buff, but come on, Pen, stop using your weight as a crutch in your...

Two joints from Poison Pen, an untitled freestyle featuring Donny Goines and a second freestyle called “Pen Does The Body Good.” Seriously, is Pen hitting on us with a freestyle called “Pen Does The Body Good?” Oh well, The Money Shot drops August 4th. Cop...

Getting Drunk With Poison Pen sounds like it would be the perfect addition the already wonderful programming line-up on C-Span. Check out our man Pen getting his drunk-thizzle on with AZ and Lil...

It’s finally here! The unofficial Poison Pen dance contest. Make up a dance for the Bed Stuy Best Buy and he will perform it with Immortal Technique, Diabolic, Pumpkinhead, Swave Sevah, Amplafire and Silkk the Shocker. Hell, his engineer Ariel Borujow will also get down on it. Make up...

From the homie DJ Concept: Who remembers the old St. Ides commercials? Go ahead, raise your hand & show your age a bit, it’s OK. I did this set live on our radio show (www.milkcrateradio.com) and then decided to re-record it for your listening pleasure. I figured the best way to get...

Finally Pen is putting it on tape! The more Pen we get, the better the game is. Keep going in,...

Uh oh. Poison Pen is world-renowned for having the bestest journal ever. That was until J-Zone threw his blogging hat into the ring. Check out what the Old Maid Billionaire has to say about the lady in Connecticut who owned a chimp that attacked her friend: “Silly ho, listen. That’s a...

Apparently word got back to Pen that I was unhappy with the fact that he’d be sending me a blow-up doll as a wedding present because let’s face it, I already got a whole variety in different sizes and different colors. So he finally gave me something that would actually come in handy. The...

Poison Pen said he’s not gonna make it to my wedding because IHOP is having crepe day his cousin is getting married, but he did say he’d send me a gift, which is cool with me. Check out my present: A blow up doll for when the wife stunts. Well, actually, I guess I have to do the...

We thought all was good with the jolly ol’ rapper and that we were doing a good job promoting his swagnificent music. Apparently we’re not doing enough, which means I have to really step my game up. A new email Pen sent me: “Why must you berate me? You will be hearing from my attorney....

Finally, son has come around to his senses. Wait a minute, I’m not from Brooklyn. I can still say “son,” right? Never mind. Mr. Pen has come around to his senses. Magnifique. Check the email he sent me in between pies at S’barro: “You are hilarious.” The capital letter was in...

Fatboy P didn’t like me dogging him for his gratuitous use of the word “swagnificent.” Forgive me, I just didn’t find it very swagalicious. I couldn’t catch a swag wave when I went swag surfin’. There’s a price to pay for honesty, and the price...

And yes, Poison Pen is actually saying it’s “swagnificent.” That’s not something we would make up on our own or condone, but since it’s Poison Pen, it must be okay to say. It has to be, right? Here’s Poison Pen’s reasoning for why you should download...