Fatboy P didn’t like me dogging him for his gratuitous use of the word “swagnificent.” Forgive me, I just didn’t find it very swagalicious. I couldn’t catch a swag wave when I went swag surfin’. There’s a price to pay for honesty, and the price...

And yes, Poison Pen is actually saying it’s “swagnificent.” That’s not something we would make up on our own or condone, but since it’s Poison Pen, it must be okay to say. It has to be, right? Here’s Poison Pen’s reasoning for why you should download...